hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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(Source: hammerlock, via tardis-in-the-bakerstreet)

briannathestrange:

WOOOOOOOO! GIRL I’M GONNA GET MYSELF A NEW MANNNN!!! wa- BITCH I AIN’T NEVA SEEN NONE A THIS SHIT (?????HAHAHAHA??????????) BITCH I AIN’T NEVA SEEN NONE A THIS —- I (?????????) AN THEN HE TELL ME, HE TELL ME, HE TELL ME HE AIN’T GOT TIME HAHAHAHA I SAID “BITCH YA COME ON DOWN HERE N BUY ME SOME SHIT I GOT SOME SHOES I GOT SOME BLUES AND YOU GONNA COME DOWN HERE AN GET ME BOTH A THOSE” (you guys seen this shit, dude? d’ y—) MAH GIR—- MAH MAN TELL ME HE GOT MONEY INA’ BAAAAANK. IN DA BAAAAAAAAAAAANK. IN DA VAULT. MAH MAN COME OVA AND HE TELL ME HE GON GIMMIE A PRESENT. huhu HE COME OVA AN HE SAID “HU— MAH PRESENT IS MAH DICK, GURL”. I SAY “YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PRESENT IS? A WHOOP ASS!!!!!” HAHA

(via the-dalek-in-221b)

(Source: greatfairyofpower, via double0strider)

English Pronunciation

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

pantlesscait:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

I still can’t say anemone

I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.

(Source: kanrose, via third-degree-burn-gorman)

peasantluhan:

You’re welcome

(via coronerofthenight)

wholetjackdrive:

Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas/Panic! at the Disco; The left ear is the official studio version by Kansas while the right ear is a live performance by Panic! at the Disco.

Listen to more of my stuff here.

Download it here.

(via wholockedj)

beastboy:

chameleons have such cute hands

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look they’re like little mittens

(via morganperreault)

ask-blood-soaked-pancakes:

ROMANO’S FUCKING VOICE OMG

(via mormondallon)

impeccabletasteinmusic:

Birdy | Not About Angels

(via youre-whalcome)

omgtsn:

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YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES

(via mmmmmaplehockey)